fat away! I have no idea and so I reach for updating this blog back to my treasure: the archive of my narrative texts. It is a ballad is lower, which is beautiful in the ranks of potential readers here already held stories: in their discharges in
down before Christmas and in taxes! my limited imagination in ready to please even ungustiöser form and infinitely miserable rhymes.
fat away!
Renée ate well and never in short supply, so that a tummy
grew
the slow wobbly, flabby huge
the construction of the bone was from far away.
Renée was fat, she was full of bacon,
thought and: away "the stomach must be«
At once she saw a title page,
what the news of the experiment:
"Who to carry too much fat has
guess we too much indeed,
the fat belly extinguished, such as trees' it falls
the pain that brings but then a lot of fun:
because it prevents that it swells,
and at last only so,
like rock that swings slightly in the wind,
such as leather, the shrilly in the water,
such as deafness, the sound on stage,
and Ghandhi, who wrestles in battles. "
(For readers who are disengaged:
are paradoxical idées:
which not only lags: what does no also.
show you what is not clear)
A Klotz, who was beig'legt this,
increased same desire Renée,
for such goodies are very rare,
and crevice of the purpose of the buy, sell
Whether Star award, which is always true,
recipe for dining and Sexbaisers,
Whether cream for skin that pay for hair gel, you
with carte and takes 's for cash.
She also attracts the block, the rugged
and almost falls down hard.
keeps him only meager glue,
Renée to attacks and says, "I hope
he keeps up I'm outdoors.
says the text next to it, that I
belasse, und erst löse ihn,
wenn draußen ich, und nicht mehr drin,
in Luft bin, des Versuchs Revier.«
Gesagt, getan, gehofft, gekauft,
getrieben von der Taillengier
geht sie hinaus, wir folgen ihr,
zum Parkplatz, wo sie halbnackt steht,
die Bluse bis zum Halse rauft
und ihrem engen Kleid entlädt
die Masse, die sich quallig bläht.
Die »Infobox« im Heft weist an,
wie richtig man den Schlankheitsgag
am Wanste zelebrieren kann,
worauf Renée also remembered:
It solves the block away from the cover,
she nips it in the crease to
now two bacon rinds,
and biases the rest of bold muscle.
slams Since the block as you go with a dirt
of fat and intestine, a liver Reck;
of bacon instead of a large leak:
had success - the belly is gone!
